A 7 run 4th inning highlighted by a three run HR by Ackley pushes the M’s past the Red Sox 7-3! The Mariners now have 70 wins, and are 1.5 games ahead in the 2nd Wild Card spot!

The Mariners sweep the Red Sox at Fenway for the first time EVER in franchise history! Final score: 8-6, and the M’s now have as many wins as they did all of last year!

Bring it, There’s no point being serious against a ridiculous pitch like this I’m going into ridiculous mode, too
How’s that?

easta32:

Andre 3000 x Kelis

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

snualo:

Takato Yamamoto.